The Funky Turtle is in Mae Haad, the west-coast pier town on Koh Tao. Mae Haad Beach is 100 m away, and Lomprayah Koh Tao Pier is 150 m from the hostel, making the walk from the ferry short. Mae Haad serves as the island’s service centre, with banks, pharmacies and the government hospital. Cafés and food spots are close by; Annie S Goodies is 50 m away. Sairee, Koh Tao’s main beach strip, lies north of Mae Haad, and the villages connect by a flat brick path along the shore in about 15 minutes on foot.
Koh Tao has no airport, so the final leg is by ferry to Mae Haad. Sailings connect from Koh Samui in roughly 1.5–2 hours, Koh Phangan in 45–90 minutes and Chumphon in about 1 hour 45 minutes to 2 hours. Samui International Airport is 63.5 km away and Chumphon Airport is 85.5 km away. Once ashore, pick-up truck taxis operate across the island; they suit longer trips, while Mae Haad and Sairee are connected by a flat shore path. The hostel has free public parking on site. Rough seas can disrupt sailings, particularly from November to January.
Sairee Beach is 700 m away, while Jansom Bay Beach is 1000 m from the hostel. Rama V Shrine is 350 m away, and Sairee Viewpoint is 1.6 km away. Diving and snorkelling are major activities on Koh Tao, with more than 25 dive sites around the island. Long-tail boats run to Koh Nang Yuan, where three small islets are joined by sandbars. Mae Haad and the other west-coast beaches are generally on the calmer side from November to March, although ferry crossings can be affected by rough seas during the wetter months.